"We don't just submit press releases. We help you get noticed."
For as little as $67, you can have a professional Press Release written, submitted, and distributed for you - using a system that works.
No stress. No learning curve. No wasted time.
Just clear, professional publicity -- all done for you.
Just clear, professional publicity -- all done for you.
The Eileen
Storm Agency
The Eileen
Storm Agency
Writing & Submission
Service -- as little as $67.
If you’re like most business owners, you’re tired of spending your hard-earned money chasing paid ads that just don’t work.
Maybe you’ve thought about trying a little free publicity, but you just weren’t sure where to even start.
Does that sound like your story? If so, you’re not alone.
If you’ve ever looked at press release distribution services and thought, “I don’t want to learn this. I just want it DONE for me.”
Then YOU and YOUR BUSINESS are exactly who we built our done-for-you advertising service for.
Most press release services — including the well-known platforms — follow a very specific and professional process.
And it works when used correctly.
But there’s a problem. And it’s a big one...
But here’s the rub: They all assume the same thing about you:
That You Want to Do It
... and That You Know How.
... and That You Know How.
- That you already know or want to learn how to do good PR.
- That you are a good marketer who can pick the right angle for your PR.
- That you can write good PR-driven sales copy.
- That you can choose the best categories.
- That you understand editorial rules.
They assume you know everything.
We’ve found that most business owners don’t. And you don’t have the time or desire to figure it all out. My guess is... you just want it done for you.
Am I right about you? If so, I have good news – because that’s exactly what this done-for-you service is all about.
Here’s the truth most people never say out loud:
You don’t just need another submission form. That’s not your problem, either.
And you certainly don’t need yet another how-to video on Youtube – or a set of written instructions to help you figure everything out how to do it all on your own.
What you need is someone who knows how to write a good Press Release that tells a good story, knows what works well and what doesn’t, and a partner who will simply do it for you.
Welcome to The Eileen Storm Agency. That’s exactly what we were created to do.
We do every step for you. Personally.
We’ll never tell you to just “figure it out.”
We’ll never rush you through an onboarding like cattle being herded to the feeding trough.
Instead, we give you the white glove service. We gladly handle every single step of the exact process used by professional press release distribution companies — all on your behalf.
Maybe you’ve been thinking about having ChatGPT write something up for you? Don’t leave your fate to AI. Anyone can ask AI to whip up a press release, and lots of people do. But those releases usually contain tell-tale AI signs that “the algorithms” are trained to ignore. Most AI-written Press Releases are not getting noticed and yours won’t, either.
Instead, trust the experts who know how to tell your story in a way that gets noticed. From the media you need to pick up your release. And more importantly, from your customers who will eventually read your story.
Here's what we do, summed up into 5 steps...
STEP #1: We identify the right story angle to tell your story.
Not because the business isn’t good — but because the story isn’t newsworthy. In some cases, there was never a story to begin with. Or at least not the right one.
That’s where we begin. We fix that problem first. We start with the story.
Using our 3 Steps to Free Advertising Success System as the guide, we help uncover:
• The right angle the media will actually care about.
• Add-in creative elements of surprise, conflict, or curiosity.
• And identify the parts of your story that will make editors lean in and have to know more.
You don’t have to guess. We’ll ask you some guided questions to help draw out the best stories and ideas that will help you get the best results.
STEP #2: We write the Press Release for you.
We’ll write it in a way that sounds newsworthy — not just like another ad.
Clear. Professional. And always editor-friendly.
When we’re done, you’ll review it. You’re in control, you just don’t have to do the work.
During editing and review, we’ll refine your release to make it perfect.
Nothing goes out or gets published until you’re 100% comfortable with it. Promise.
STEP #3: We handle the submission and distribution.
This is the part most people dread. If they get this far...
> Choosing categories of media to submit to.
> Selecting regions for inclusion.
> Following professional and editorial rules and guidelines.
> Submitting each Press Release correctly.
We take care of all of it for you.
Your Press Release is submitted properly, reviewed, and distributed using the same professional standards used by major self-service platforms — without you touching a thing.
STEP #4: We respect common editorial standards.
We don’t blast junk.
We don’t submit hype.
We don’t cut corners.
Every release is checked for clarity, tone, and compliance — because credibility matters.
This protects you and your brand.
And it protects our reputation as your writing and distribution partner. The more the media trusts us, the more they will trust your Press Release.
STEP #5: You get the final sign-off. And you get proof it was done for you.
After submission, we’ll send you a friendly confirmation and a paper and digital copy of your Press Release for your records.
No wondering.
No guessing.
No “Did anything actually happen?”
You’ll know it for a fact.
And here's the part most people find hard to believe...
We do all of this for you, for as little as...
$67 per Press Release and Submission.
No retainer or monthly fee... ever.
No confusing tiers or options... ever.
One Press Release... that lasts forever.
All done for you.
All handled from start to finish.
Leaving you plenty of time to keep doing what you do to keep your business open and operating efficiently.
Why we can do this so cheap (and why it works).
We don’t overcomplicate our process.
We’re a team of professional writers and marketers, with more than 65 years combined experience. We know how to get things done fast and efficient.
We focus on doing one thing really well:
Helping you get real, meaningful, and helpful publicity — the right way.
Our advantage is simple. We give you...
• A proven system.
• Real human attention to details.
• Clear editorial standards that get results.
• No nonsense. No headaches or hassles.
You get the success and results of a Madison Avenue ad agency — with the personal care and attention of a small mid-Kansas agency.
Who this is perfect for.
• Want free advertising done for you – without having to learn PR.
• Don’t want to write your own press releases.
• Want someone to do it for you, not another software app you have to figure out.
• Want credibility, not hype and hot air.
• Want it done right the first time.
If that sounds like you, you’re in the right place.
A simple straight-forward invitation for you.
If you’ve been putting off publicity because it feels confusing, overwhelming, or intimidating...
If you’ve avoided hiring an agency because they want big retainers...
Let us take it all off your plate.
No more stress.
No learning curve.
No wasted time.
Just clear, professional publicity — done for you.
We’d be honored to help. Start with a single Press Release and Submission for $223. Or start with a bundle and save up to 70% when you pre-purchase a package of either 5 or 20 releases you can use any time over the next 18 months.
Obviously, it starts with the money-saving benefit. Instead of paying the standard fee of $223 per Press Release, you’ll get 20 releases written and promoted for just $67 each. That right there saves you a full 70% off the regular low fee. This is our lowest-available fee per release.
But there’s another reason to pre-purchase 20 releases. Here it is...
Good publicity works best when it's consistent.
A single Press Release is kind of like a one-time event.
But 20 Press Releases is a full-blow strategy.
Here’s what most people don’t understand:
Editors, journalists, and even search engines and social media do not like or respond to what they perceive as being one-off announcements. Even good ones. They respond best when they see patterns. Repetition. Momentum. Visibility over time.
Think about traditional advertising for a minute. What happens when you see a commercial on television one time. If it’s interesting, you might notice it. But it’s quickly and easily ignored. But a commercial that runs over and over again gets noticed.
The same is true of free publicity. One press release might get ignored, even if it’s good. The tenth one starts to feel familiar. By the twentieth time they read about you, your company, and your offers, you start to look well-established, credible, noteworthy, and yes, worth paying attention to.
You’re welcome to purchase a single Press Release or even our 5-pack. But 20 releases gives you multiple angles, multiple stories, not just one shot. Most businesses, authors, and entrepreneurs have far more than one interesting story to tell. A launch story. A lesson learned story. A mistake avoided story. Certain result achieved. Or maybe a warning story. A trend worth noting. A marketplace shift. There’s always something to talk about.
The truth is... It’s 20 unique opportunities to let us uncover and use all of your stories, instead of gambling everything on a single headline or story idea and hope for the best.
In a way, more Press Releases also spreads your risk. No professional marketer ever bets everything on one ad, one mailing, or one headline. Publicity is no different. Some stories get picked up. Some don’t. Some perform better than expected. Others quietly build credibility. When you commit to a series of 20 releases spread over a maximum of 18 months, you’re no longer just wishing and hoping. You’re making a solid game plan and stacking the odds in your favor.
Search engines and social media rewards frequency. Media outlets notice repeat names that keep showing up. And audiences trust what they see repeatedly. Twenty releases creates a footprint and potential reach that even the best one-off publicity attempts simply cannot match.
If you can afford it, it just makes good sense. We’ll do more work for you, more efficiently, over time — and we pass that efficiency back to you in the way of extra savings. That’s not a marketing gimmick. It’s how smart businesses buy results instead of transactions.
The Eileen Storm Agency
Get Started Today!
Questions? 620-675-7951
Single Release
Single Release
$223
$223 TOTAL DUE
WHAT'S INCLUDED
20 Release Package
20 Release Package
$67/ea
$1350 TOTAL DUE
18 Months to Use
WHAT'S INCLUDED
5 Release Package
5 Release Package
$149/ea
$749 TOTAL DUE
12 Months to use
WHAT'S INCLUDED
Key Benefits
Identify a newsworthy story angle the media will actually care about.
Turn your business story into a clear, compelling press release (not an ad).
Add elements of curiosity, relevance, and credibility that get editors to lean in.
Write your press release for you—start to finish.
Ensure your release is editor-friendly and professionally structured.
Handle all editing, refinement, and polishing with your approval.
Choose the right categories and regions for distribution.
Follow strict editorial rules and professional standards.
Submit your press release correctly and compliantly.
Distribute your release using the same standards as major platforms.
Protect your brand by avoiding hype, junk, or spam-style submissions.
Give you final signoff before anything goes out.
Provide confirmation and proof of submission.
Eliminate the need to learn PR, use software, or figure anything out.
Save you time, stress, and wasted effort.
Help you build credibility, visibility, and long-term publicity.
Frequently Asked Questions
Most press release platforms give you software, submission forms, or instructions and expect you to figure everything out on your own. We don’t.
The Eileen Storm Agency is a true done-for-you service. We personally handle every step of the process—from finding the right story angle to writing, submitting, and distributing your press release using professional editorial standards. You get expert help without the stress, learning curve, or wasted time.
Q) Do I have to write my own press release?
No. You don’t write anything.
We write the entire press release for you, making sure it sounds newsworthy, professional, and editor-friendly—not like an ad. You’ll review the final draft, request edits if needed, and nothing is submitted until you’re 100% comfortable with it.
Q) Why do so many press releases fail?
Most press releases fail before they’re ever written—not because the business isn’t good, but because the story isn’t newsworthy.
The wrong angle, no real hook, or no clear reason for editors to care can sink a release immediately. That’s why we start by identifying the right story to tell—one that includes curiosity, relevance, and elements the media actually wants to publish.
Q) What exactly do you handle for me?
We handle everything.
That includes identifying the story angle, writing the press release, editing and refining it with you, selecting the proper categories and regions, following editorial rules, submitting it correctly, and distributing it through professional channels. You never have to touch software, submission platforms, or figure out any of the best guidelines.
Q) Why shouldn’t I just use AI to write my press release?
While AI can generate text, most AI-written press releases contain obvious signs that editors and algorithms are trained to ignore. As a result, many never get noticed or picked up.
We rely on experienced human writers who understand storytelling, credibility, and editorial standards—so your press release stands out for the right reasons. AI can help, but you need humans to do the best work.
Q) How much does your press release service cost?
Our pricing starts as low as $67 per press release and submission, with no contracts, retainers, or monthly fees—ever.
You can purchase a single press release or save up to 70% by pre-purchasing bundles of 5 or 20 releases that can be used anytime over the next 18 months.
Q) Why would someone purchase 20 press releases instead of just one?
You're always welcome to order a single Press Release, but it's important to remember that ongoing publicity works better than one-time announcements.
Editors, search engines, and audiences respond to repetition and visibility over time. Twenty press releases allow us to tell multiple stories, build credibility, create momentum, and stack the odds in your favor—rather than relying on a single headline to do all the work.
Q) Who is this service best for?
This service is ideal for business owners, authors, and entrepreneurs who want publicity done for them—without learning PR, writing press releases, or dealing with software tools.
If you value credibility over hype, want expert guidance, and prefer to get it done right the first time, you’re in the right place.
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